Bachelor Parties
Confessions of a Bachelor Party Stripper
Wondering how wild typical prewedding bashes can get? Read on.
I’ve
been a stripper for several years now, entertaining at four to six
bachelor parties a month all over Texas and Louisiana. Most of the men
I dance for are married and fun to party with. But I’ve seen some
pretty bizarre stuff go down. Let’s face it: When guys get drunk and
excited, they tend to let things fly, doing stuff they won’t remember
the next day. That’s why bachelor parties have an unwritten code of
silence. Well, guess what? I’m breaking it.
The Bare Facts
Most party organizers (i.e., the best man)
request two strippers, so I usually bring along one of my friends. The
first thing we do upon arrival is slip away to the bathroom. That gives
my security guy the opportunity to have a beer with the boys, get
comfortable, and explain the rules in a very comedic manner. The rules
are: No touching. No talking down to the girls (i.e., no calling them
bitches, sluts, whores). No asking for sexual favors. No spilling
anything on the ladies.
Then the guys form a big circle, with the bachelor in the center sitting on an armless chair. We start off in costumes — anything from French maids to nurses and doctors to cops. We dance seductively for the bachelor for about 15 minutes, showing some skin, putting our hands on his shoulders, straddling his legs, grinding his crotch with our butts, pinching his nipples. Eventually, we take off his shirt.
Next comes the bondage aspect of the show. We lay the bachelor
on the floor on his tummy and blindfold him. First we tease him by
running feathers or ice cubes down his back, and then I start spanking
and whipping him. (I used to be a dominatrix, so I can spank without
leaving bruises.) The bondage part takes a good 30 minutes, because
after we do the groom, we do each of the groomsmen separately. The guys
watching love the bondage play. They scream really loud and yell things
like “Hit him harder!” I just ignore them.
When the bondage part is finished, our tops come off and we get
down to just our G-strings, stockings, and high heels. Then my partner
pulls out some whipped cream and strawberries. I lie down, and she puts
whipped cream on my nipples and a strawberry dipped in whipped cream
between my boobs. Then she sloooowly eats it all off. When it’s gone,
the guys are each invited to eat a dipped strawberry off my chest,
using only their mouths.
Once the guys have eaten their strawberries, my partner drips candle wax onto my nipples. She makes impressions of them and hands those out. The boys like that part ’cause they get little souvenirs. Then it’s break time.
For the next 20 minutes, my friend and I socialize with the men at the party. A lot of guys are very entertained by conversing with us about day-to-day stuff as we’re standing there topless with drinks in our hands.
After the break, the groom helps us get naked. Sometimes I make him take off my panties with his teeth; sometimes I make him suck my toes. Then my stripper friend and I start French kissing. That’s the guys’ favorite part right there. They love it! It’s so erotic to them. Some guys moan. Some guys scream. They ask us to do it again. And again, and again. So we kiss, and we kiss, and then we go into hardcore girl-on-girl action: kissing, sucking, licking. She sucks my toes and nibbles on my legs and inner thighs. There’s lots of neck biting, lots of nipple play, and ultimately, oral sex. While this is going on, the guys are yelling things like “Woohoo!” “Oh my God!” “Holy shit, I can’t believe I’m seeing this!” and “This is better than porn!”
As far as props go, I use a lot of lightup finger pops in my
show — those suckers that look like finger extensions, with flashlights
in them. They’re very phallic, and they’re really smooth; I use them on
every part of my partner’s body. We use peeled bananas, too, and
occasionally vibrators. I don’t really like vibrators because they’re
cold and loud, but it’s not always about me. If the other girl wants
it, then I’m going to use it on her. And yes, sometimes we have
orgasms. That’s one of those big requests we get. I’m like, if it
happens, it happens; I’m not going to fake it.
Sex Secrets
Guys know that they can go on the Internet and get a hooker for the
party, if that’s what they want…and some do. But with me, sex isn’t
going to happen. Still, even though we tell the guys from the get-go
not to ask for sexual favors, they always do anyway — sometimes for
themselves, sometimes for the groom. There’s always at least one who’s
like, “There’s a price for everything.” Many have been fathers of the
bride. What’s sad is, the bachelor usually has no idea that somebody at
his party is trying to give him the hookup. Most grooms-to-be do not
want that.
Of course, some bachelors aren’t innocent. They’ll say, “This is my last night of freedom. I want to get what I can.” And I’ll be like, “Well then, I guess you better start trying to find someone you can get.” Probably 70 percent of bachelors are completely against having sex at their party, 20 percent are hoping that the women in the show will force it upon them so they won’t have to feel guilty, and the other 10 percent actively try to make it happen. I’ve often heard of other strippers having sex with the groom during — or after — the party.
Sometimes the bachelor will say, “I don’t want anything from you girls but a three-way kiss, because that’s my fantasy.” I will make that happen, but it will be real short. Probably a minute, if that. Because if you allow the audience to see the beginning of something sexual that includes a guy, before you know it, they’ll be asking for more.
The groomsmen always try to get the groom to do things he
doesn’t want to do. They often bring an inflatable plastic sheep that’s
“anatomically correct.” They want the groom to lick its butt or pretend
to have sex with it, for pictures or just to entertain the group. It’s
this constant humiliation. Men are weird.
Sticky Situations
One time when I arrived at a party, the guys told me that the bachelor
was “borderline.” I was like “What does that mean? Whatever — bring it
on!” Well, here’s what it meant: He might puke. As soon as we started
dancing, he threw up on our legs. Then he passed out.
Guys make idiots of themselves in other ways too. At one party, the bride’s little brother was there. He was 18 or so, still in high school, and they got him totally wasted. All of a sudden, right in the middle of our show, he pulled out his penis and started playing with himself. In front of everybody! His father walked up to him and said, “Son, are you sure you want to be doing this?” The kid slurred “Leave me alone” and just kept going. He eventually passed out cold with it in his hand.
You're Not That Innocent!
Today’s bachelorettes are taking a
cue from the guys and turning their parties into sexy stripfests.
“Bachelorette parties at Chippendales are wilder than ever before,”
reports Chippendales rep Judy Jacksina. “I’ve seen brides-to-be bite
our dancers’ backsides in the midst of their frenzies!”
Private parties can be even crazier. “We booked a hotel room and hired two male strippers,” says a Cosmo reader in L.A. “They both got naked, and then one of them started fondling the bride-to-be, putting his hands up her shirt, lying down on her, and simulating sex. She went along with it for a while.”
Some bachelorettes have a “men have their fun, so women should too” perspective. But, warns Donna Bellafiore, a clinical social worker in Naperville,Illinois, and author of Infidelity Reflections, “that’s not necessarily good for relationships.”
To keep from hurting your guy’s feelings, let him know
beforehand if there’s going to be a stripper at the party — and give
him the play-by-play afterward if he asks. “Don’t keep any of what
happened a secret from your guy,” says Janis Spring, PhD, author of How Can I Forgive You? “Codes of silence create a pattern of deceit that can damage your relationship.”
Find this article at: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/exclusive/bachelor-party-stripper-confessions-0305
wow...and I thought men just got a simple strip tease...this is a lot more vulgar than I thought Bachelor parties would get
renee was telling me about this the other day
vivi and thats just texas... we are talking and thinking about going to vegas for our own.100 times crazier... well its the excat same thing for each so what the heck? just have the most fun that night without regreting something in the future. its that easy
whatever u dont hear of brides to be licking whip cream of a random guys penis
cause they keep it on de down low. im guessing, ive never been a bride... also thats just ONE article, and that lady im sure shes just crazy like that, im very sure not all bachelor parties are the same.
vivi and thats just texas... we are talking and thinking about going to vegas for our own.100 times crazier... well its the excat same thing for each so what the heck? just have the most fun that night without regreting something in the future. its that easy
-chipo
My god carlos. If youd ever do something like that or even condone your friends to do something like that and were to keep it from the bride i wouldnt want to even know you an for me i would definatly not want to spend the rest of my life with someone if they are capable of doing stupid shit like that. If you have to have "one last night of fun" knowing your not gonna give a fuck what you do or ' sleep with one last woman" before you get married then in my opinion you souldt be getting married in teh first place. If you allow that shit to fly your too damn immature and totally not worth shit to any real woman. And the fact that you wouldnt regret anything means your ready to make a mistake your not willing to tell or give of shit for what should be "the woman who is everyhitng to you" since your spending the rest of your damn life with her, feelings. I guess if your allowed to have strippers like that, then ill personally be getting the woman you marry a male stipper 100 times worse then what that woman in teh article explained and lets see how you fucking feel about it cuz aparently your ready to do 100 fucking times worse in vegas.
actually u do hear about women doing shit at bachelorette parties..in fact it has been my experience that women sheat more than men so stop the hypocritical bullshit and get used 2 the fact that not every guy in the world is a untrustworthy piece of shit and go about not trusting the person who cares most
I think Bachelor parties will make every woman a little uneasy...but ultimately its a tradition and its ok...I am jealous of the woman who wrote the article based on the fact that if I imagine her doing all this stuff to Christian it gets me steaming haha but I like how she has the no sex rule and thats what I got to respect... one thing however I would make sure that party goes down like a week b4 the wedding cause I would not be able to stand having a mega hungover groom to be adding stress to the main day.
as for my bachelorette party...i think of spending it w/ my good friends...mom...and Milly and idk I dont care much for a dancer its just not amusing but it be funny...actually I think the older women would it enjoy it more than me...hahaha
renee, u definetly didnt get the right and only idea. and it looks to me that u dont know me that well......and its sad.
i may have wrote it wrong, but what i tried to say is that have as much fun as possible on the bachelor party night whatever, but u know the bad stuff that could happen so just get aside from that stuff, and if the girl says "so we r gonna fuck after the dance ok?" of course my 2 best friends which are josh briggs and christian jimenez, u know them?... good... i know them pretty well and they are completely fucking mature enough and trustworthy to tell the stripper NO thanks, and keep on going with the party till it ends... probably kick the stripper out after that.
Now.....if you think that im a piece of shit friend to u and that would let things fly and actually make my 2 best friends to do bad things and jeopardize their soon to be marriage and regret it the rest of their lives......(like u just said) then you got some serious trust issues,not with josh but with the friend if i stll am, that was there when you were about to , u being the oldest and to comment some shit like that, in reality, well ,that takes you back about 6 years, so now you still in highschool.....by the way, that quote "sleep with one last woman" we the real TRT men would never even cross our minds,i mean ur the one with a ring in the finger so i think its about time we graduate highschool.
damn...carlos just laid some shit down..i love everytone here :) especially me fiance :* you are the best
renee, u definetly didnt get the right and only idea. and it looks to me that u dont know me that well......and its sad.
i may have wrote it wrong, but what i tried to say is that have as much fun as possible on the bachelor party night whatever, but u know the bad stuff that could happen so just get aside from that stuff, and if the girl says "so we r gonna fuck after the dance ok?" of course my 2 best friends which are josh briggs and christian jimenez, u know them?... good... i know them pretty well and they are completely fucking mature enough and trustworthy to tell the stripper NO thanks, and keep on going with the party till it ends... probably kick the stripper out after that.
Now.....if you think that im a piece of shit friend to u and that would let things fly and actually make my 2 best friends to do bad things and jeopardize their soon to be marriage and regret it the rest of their lives......(like u just said) then you got some serious trust issues,not with josh but with the friend if i stll am, that was there when you were about to , u being the oldest and to comment some shit like that, in reality, well ,that takes you back about 6 years, so now you still in highschool.....by the way, that quote "sleep with one last woman" we the real TRT men would never even cross our minds,i mean ur the one with a ring in the finger so i think its about time we graduate highschool.
-chipo
Dont give me that bullshit about highschool, and im not afraid to say yes i do have a problem trusting people not just because of more obvious reasons but because of people in general. iv seen and have heard things when people get roudy from drinking and partying and it bothers me. Lorren (my sister) went to a bachelorette party last year (that i was suppose to go to and i ended up not going) and the dancer (wasnt a stripper just a dancer) ended up pulling his dick out while dancing with the girls. The whole "do what i can and dont give a fuck" is the whole rumor that surrounds bachelor AND bachelorette parties. And i would think your a piece of shit friend if you let that fly and i would say it to your face. You DIDNT make your first statement clear however since youve explained your self i dont think your doo doo but it would have completely pissed me off if you were a big enough jerk to think that stuff is ok.
Well from experience the more the TRT guys drink the gayer they get so I dont think the girls have anything to worry about.
Well from experience the more the TRT guys drink the gayer they get so I dont think the girls have anything to worry about.
-borix7
lol
well u need to grow up and not say that shit to the people here(me), because this place where we all talk shit to each other, make fun of each other, cry with each other, those are the people that i trust the most, u being here and the thought of one of us letting shit fly in our bachelor parties shouldnt even cross ur head, we the 3 trt men have stablished that a long time ago, that why im saying u dont know me or us in general.. and like josh said, u need to styop that shit with the every man is the worst, cause otherwise why r u in a relationship.... and no, i would never let shit fly like that... only if i dont like the bride... so you are very safe... for now.... jk..... besides, if u have that thought in your mind that all men are shit because of "you know who", that "ONE" person, that very single guy out of 7 billion people in this world, then yes, ur still immature as fuck.... sorry josh if it got to u or did anything, i just never lay shit down like this... ok here it is, renee you can trust me, i wont let a guy or girl dancer get near josh private areas ever.... nor christian, vivi u can trust me too if i hadnt said it before... that thing with the people in general, this little place of the internet TRT, aint so general, we unique and we loyal to eachother and to our women... and i dont give u bullshit but u know exactly what im talking about... i love you guys.
P.S. uve seen us get drunk as hell and what happens? we try to fuck eacother.
Well from experience the more the TRT guys drink the gayer they get so I dont think the girls have anything to worry about.
-borix7
hahahahahahhaahh!!!this is what happens when us 3 musketeers drink. we'll be all into the party but end up waking up cuddling with eachother.
When I picture Christians bachelor party I picture Chachy the one being the craziest lol
WOW.!!!!!!!!!! that almost made me cry, carlos, wow. thats all i gta say, and tru dat, trt men would rather give lap dances to each other rather than girls when theyre drunk
WOW.!!!!!!!!!! that almost made me cry, carlos, wow. thats all i gta say, and tru dat, trt men would rather give lap dances to each other rather than girls when theyre drunk
-tayri
good cry? bad cry? or the fact that all of that is true?
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